trail of shame

it is when you bring a chick home, fuck her, and proceed to kick her out of your house/apartment while forcing her to walk home with nothing but a blanket infected with small pox

Megan really didn't appreciate the trail of shame I left her on last night. It's too bad she wasn't inoculated as a child.

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shlong gong

an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her

When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.

rectal bombing

taking it in the ass from a ton of torpedo like dicks that all explode in you. afterward, you feel an ass massacre

That rectal bombing I took last night cannot be good for my health. I'm so sore and I'm shitting out so much cum.

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pube sweater

a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs

Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?

scrotidermis

the awesome skin that makes up your nutsack. it has the ability to keep your nads climate controlled

I'm glad my scrotidermis knew to suck my nuts into my body this morning. It was fucking cold outside.

cattle wound

an injury sustained while having sex with an overweight woman

Me - This cattle wound hurts pretty bad. I think my dick was bent in half.
Mike - That's what happens when Bertha pounces on top of you.

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slumbering lumber

a dick that won't get hard

Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now

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