Dog Shagger

Someone who is lazy and never does his job.

Person A: 'Has Tyler finished his work yet?'
Person B: 'No, he's outside having a smoke'
Person A: 'What an absolute Dog Shagger

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Scottie Dog

When describing a good job upon completion, it is known as 'Scottie Dog'

Person A: 'Have you made that shelf yet?'
Person B: 'Yes mate, it's Scottie Dog'

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Ball and chain

Paige uhhh I mean faith yeah she’s my ball and chain, like I’m whipped to to hell (Ooo I’m so in love with you)

Akos: Hey Paige (sorry Faith) I love you so much but I can’t tell my friends what I’m saying

Paige (Faith): Hahah that’s ok bitch, we are so secretive so please don’t tell them

Akos: Your my ball and chain