love

Love, in the romantic sense, is an illusion created by the media in order enable various industries to sell massive quantities of useless trinkets. People I know (usually girls) tell me that they are in love with someone, who by any objective analysis, isn't that nice or interesting of a person. This is a natural chemical response designed to initiate mating. After the mating process ends, the people involved quickly fall out of love and usually get divorced or end up in hellish, abusive relationships.

girl: I love Tom. I am going to cry because he doesn't love me.

Me: Oh, I'm so sorry. (yeah right bitch)

Example 2:
girl: I want to fall in love with you, but I don't get that magical lightheaded, tingling sensation I get when I am with the people I am in love with.

Me: Oh. (Shut up Bitch. You have been fed lies)

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