Flubbernutted

Flub - er - nutt - edd

1 To be or to make someone greatly surprised. Typically used in a joking or absurd context.

2 To release excessive amounts of fecal matter all at once.

1 After Jonathan swallowed his wife whole, I was flubbernutted!

2 I just saw a boy flubbernut all over the Taco Bell bathroom.