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A bakery which misleadingly sells thawed frozen goods, pre-processed goods or baked goods made off-premises.
The cake I bought at the fakery was definitely a frozen cake, it didn't taste very fresh.
A device made from a strobe light and a piece of infrared plastic that's used to change traffic lights which have Opticon sensors. Used by ambulenses and shady people to get through traffic quickly. Probably named chrome box because a strobelight reflector looks chrome-like. It's probably illegal in 75 states.
I save 45 minutes from my trip to work everyday with this chrome box foo, fuck da po-leece dey ain't never gonna katch me.
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A synth user who obtains a wide array of sounds via tweaking or editing synthesizer sounds or patches to achieve a desired sound.
Bob is a knob tweaker, he's one of those dudes you see in a coffee shop twisting the knobs on a synth to make atmospheric music.
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When you're stuck inside because there's too much snow outside to go anywhere.
The city hasn't plowed the streets yet, so I'm snowboreding.
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They're the people who buy very expensive bikes, wear tons of Lycra with way too much gadgetry and gear all over their clothes and bikes and don't obey the rules of the road. More money than brains, gadgetry than skills, they never use hand signals, they ride doubles / triples / quadruples down narrow roads in car lanes and disobey "share the road" rules. They make other cyclists look bad. They're into the idea of cycling but don't actually live it or know anything about it. It's a status symbol to them that only other lycras think is impressive.
Those lycras just rode across an intersection without obeying traffic signals and caused a 3-car pileup!
Last week I hit a lycra because he didn't use hand signals. They had to use the jaws of life to remove all the spandex.
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