fuckaging

The kind of impossible packaging that hurts you/makes you scream "FUCK! FUCK!! FUUUUUCK!" when you're trying to open it.

"I sliced off my left thumb when I had to use a chef's knife to get through the fuckaging on my new USB drive. FUCK! that hurt."

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brinch

Combination meal of breakfast/lunch/dinner, when the first food of the day is eaten strangely late in the afternoon.

Billy straggled downstairs at 4:30 pm looking for food. "What's for breakfast, Mom? I mean lunch." "You mean brinch," Mom replied knowingly.

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manipterpiece

A masterpiece of photo manipulation.

"Did you appreciate the magnificent National Enquirer shoop of John Edwards with his whore mistress and bastard child?"

"Indeed, it is a manipterpiece capturing the emotional turmoil and discomfort of all involved in that particular hot mess, yet can also be perceived as universally representational of family meltdown dynamics in general."