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company that puts another screen on a laptop and calls it innovation
did you hear about razers vr system and project cynthia? no? wouldnt blame you, they bragged about those a bunch but never made em
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someone who identifies as a woman
1: did you see that super helpful definition of a woman?
2: hell yeah man, urban dictionary is the best
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dolphin with unicorn horn. 100% NOT NARWHALS
hey did you hear about that unicorn fish?
Narwhals? naw man. unidolphins.
prostitution but you get paid in bitcoin
Have you heard? Apparently Britney was arrested because she was guiming for Owen!
I thought nobody used bitcoin anymore!
when you are walking in a parking lot with a coca cola slurpee from 7/11 and you drop it and it spills and you slip on it.
bonus slutter if you were also holding a friends slurpee and you drop that as well
super slutter if you slip in 7/11's parking lot
rebecca: dude are you alright
jimmy: yeah i just sluttering briefly behind the mcdonalds over there. dont worry, im fine
when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.
Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.
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