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When an artist/band goes from its original genre to a more radio-friendly pop genre
Person 1: Remeber when Genesis?
Person 2: Yeah, I liked them better before their Radio turn-to
She is the cutest girl ever. She's smart, funny, friendly, empathetic, and all of the positive adjectives in the world. She has beautiful hair and a perfect smile. She's the perfect person and would be an amazing girlfriend.
Person A: I met the most beautiful girl the other day
Person B: Was it Selma?
Person A: Yes.
178π 10π
When you poop yourself and you can feel it starts to drip while you stand up and it runs down your leg and and when you walk more shit comes out and it looks like minced meat
Person 1: Fuck, I had a Shatterbrown right now
Everyone: *runs*
A short, fat emo kid with brown hair and glasses that watches anime and plays League Of Legends
Person 1: Have you seen Kristian?
Person 2: Yeah, he always munches on crackers while watching anime
8π 17π
A man/woman who has given so many blowjobs that their lips are forever a deep blue or purple hue.
Maria sucked so many dicks that she got a bad case of Thunder Lips
When a Swedish woman tries to sing Bohemian Rhapsody in public and everyone stares at her
Person 1: Wow what a Singing Ape
Person 2: Yeah, you can tell that she is swedish!
When you do fortnite dances in public
Person: *Does the floss*
Person 2: Cringe 100