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When you poop yourself and you can feel it starts to drip while you stand up and it runs down your leg and and when you walk more shit comes out and it looks like minced meat
Person 1: Fuck, I had a Shatterbrown right now
Everyone: *runs*
A short, fat emo kid with brown hair and glasses that watches anime and plays League Of Legends
Person 1: Have you seen Kristian?
Person 2: Yeah, he always munches on crackers while watching anime
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When a Swedish woman tries to sing Bohemian Rhapsody in public and everyone stares at her
Person 1: Wow what a Singing Ape
Person 2: Yeah, you can tell that she is swedish!
A man/woman who has given so many blowjobs that their lips are forever a deep blue or purple hue.
Maria sucked so many dicks that she got a bad case of Thunder Lips
When you've lost all hope and you're decaying
Waiting For The Worms to come!
An 80's album made by the British pop star Phil Collins
Person A: Hello! I Must Be Going!
Person B: Phil Collins?
Person A: Phil Collins...