Minge biscuit

A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"

"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."

Donald

A frightened_child who would change his name if he weren't an olympian procrastinator. Now a frightened adult since someone bearing the name for wich he was bullied relentlessly at school after the entire cohort burst out laughing when it was read out has brought it back from obscurity to universal hatred and derision.

Hi. My name is Donald and I'm suicidal.

gadonga

(Onomatopoeic) Descriptive of satisfyingly heavy yet painless turd that drops from ones ass into the pan making a deep plunging sound and which on inspection has completely disappeared around the U-bend leaving few if any skidmarks. As opposed to a depth charge

(GADONGA -noise) “Gadonga!”

Botty Hands

Hands (or fingers) that retain the odour of shit tinged with sweat having been stuck up one's anus usually to relieve itching.

I don't eat there any more, the waiter had botty hands last time.

captains pie

The dish that awaits every cunnilingus fan. Sometimes spoiled by an excessive aggragation of minge biscuits.

She serves the best captains pie out of Boca Raton.