corpo-rat

An offshoot of the word “corporate,” a derogatory term for someone who works for a big business and/or corporation and is just another “rat in the race.”

An easy way to spot a corpo-rat is through their use of corpospeak, a pretentious jargon of weighty adjectives put next to simple nouns.

Popularized by the game “Cyberpunk 2077.” Often refers to someone who works in a cubicle making six figures, yet is a vapid yuppie with no prospects outside of an already declining career, and is ultimately, an unhappy mess one takeout order away from a stroke.

“Kerry: Gonna drag a corpo-rat on stage, make him kneel, douse him with gasoline, then light ‘im up?”

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white-girl politik

Can also be written as “whitegirlpolitik” or “white girl politik” this term is an offshoot of Nixon’s infamous realpolitik.

White-girl politik is defined as (usually liberal or faux-leftist) slacktivists combining their white savior complex and self-serving tendencies to push their political ideologies. They get their news and information from other slacktivists on twitter and act as if signing petitions, sharing posts to their stories, and starting arguments online will actually promote change. Will claim they are “leftists,” “anarchists” and/or “communists” without having a clue about any of the basic principles of any.

Person 1: I just got flamed by another diluted slacktivist.

Person 2: That’s white-girl politik for you. She’ll grow out of it once she finds out she can’t get a job by sharing petitions.

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two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!