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When you get laid-off your job in a non-empathetic narcissistic sociopathic way.
Man 1: I was in the middle of a meeting, and suddenly got dropped off the call and then had no access to my email or slack and my laptop was wiped.
Man 2: You got Musk'd.
Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.
Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.
Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.
When a person joins a dating site just to see how many suitors they can attract but never actually go on any dates.
Dude 1: Is this chick ever gonna meet me in person?
Dude 2: I dunno. Sounds like she's datefishing to me.
To get some booty inside an elevator before it reaches the next floor(s).
Man: I want some between floor booty.
Woman: Ok hurry up quick draw McGraw.
When someone brown noses so damn much that a build up of brown crust appears on their nose.
Hey I just invited my boss to lunch!
Sheez man what a crusty noser you are.
Spending your entire day jacking off.
Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.