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When you get laid-off your job in a non-empathetic narcissistic sociopathic way.
Man 1: I was in the middle of a meeting, and suddenly got dropped off the call and then had no access to my email or slack and my laptop was wiped.
Man 2: You got Musk'd.
Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.
Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.
Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.
To get some booty inside an elevator before it reaches the next floor(s).
Man: I want some between floor booty.
Woman: Ok hurry up quick draw McGraw.
When someone brown noses so damn much that a build up of brown crust appears on their nose.
Hey I just invited my boss to lunch!
Sheez man what a crusty noser you are.
Spending your entire day jacking off.
Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.
When a person joins a dating site just to see how many suitors they can attract but never actually go on any dates.
Dude 1: Is this chick ever gonna meet me in person?
Dude 2: I dunno. Sounds like she's datefishing to me.
That not-all-there dreamlike state you're in while at work. Typically diminishes as soon as you leave work. It tends to diminish slower on Mondays and fastest on Fridays. Common symptoms include endlessly staring into space and answering any and all questions with a simple huh what did you say.
Hey man {peers over cubical wall} you don't seem like you're all here today. Oh he's just in work fog.
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