Knob goblin

One who is blessed with the gift of gobbling knob. AKA one of the top 5 cock suckers in the world.

Dude 1: How did your date with Abigail go? You seem to be walking weird, everything alright?

Dude 2: I'm good bro, Abi is a straight up knob goblin. I can hardly walk today.

Dude 1: DAAAAAMN!!!

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assdick addict

Someone who is VERY anal...like butt-sex anal, not retentive.

Met this girl last weekend, boy is she an assdick addict.

booty cooties

Having an accumulation of crabs in one's ass-hair jungle.

Girl 1: Girl, Susan and I were scissoring last week' and now I think I have booty cooties.

Girl 2: Welcome to the jungle (to the tune of guns n roses)

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