When you're going down on a chick and she queefs on your mustache
Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.
"Yo, did you check out that bitch, she was a str8t up food cut for reals!"
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