manuel labor

to satisfy oneself via masturbation.

My wife wanted to have sex tonight, but I told her I was all about manuel labor this evening.

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eight ball

3.5 grams for $200

I have a good dealer; for $200 he will sell me an eight ball anywhere from 3.5 to 4.5 grams.

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george bush

to start something only to never finish it.

I hate having sex with my husband, because prior to climax he often pulls a George Bush.

or, in politics,

The U. S. search for Osama bin Laden has become a George Bush.

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