ed

shortened form for education.

i dont need a good ed, ok? ill do fine.

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banter

playfully insulting somebody, who will not take you seriously.

You complete twat ;) :P

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you dont have to be single!!!

in other words, cheat and be a person with more than one partner

y'know what it's like

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Knock yourself out

A term for: Do whatever the hell you want, it doesn't bother me.

"dad, can i go to the park?"
"Can you get there yourself?"
"Yeah"
"well then, knock yourself out."

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chill

another name for a cool drink.

"time for a cool glass of chill!!"

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earth

A pointless lump of rotating rock where chavs rule the innocent bystandrs and cause misery and mayhem, without which all shrinks would be unemployed.

It all comes down to chavs.

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