romantic dick

when a guy places a rose between the dick and balls horizontally, often used to seduce a girl

Bob placed a rose between his dick and balls creating a romantic dick.

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fuss

acronymn for Fat, Ugly, Short, and Small Dick. An "AH" can also be added that stands for Annoying and Hairy, making the word FUSS AH.

"Bob is so FUSS, he has nothing going for him. He is fat, ugly, short, and has a small dick."

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