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what you say when you're awake but someone is yelling at you for sleeping
person: WAKE UP
other person: am snooze
the place where you get some orange chicken and chow mein. Ironically, the seemingly Chinese restaurant is rarely run by actual Asian people.
American: "alright lets go to pand express"
Chinese: "That place offends my culture"
only a dipshit godamn idiot would say this {unironically} you ass
"What's up gamers?! welcome to my minecraft lets play how are yal doing today"
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The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.
"Holy shite a spooky midget just feckin attacked me"
"Dont you mean a little person?"
"no"