Cactus Punch

The act of shaving your nether regions too far in advance of engaging in sexual intercourse; this results in a 5 o'clock shadow causing the sexual partner to feel as if they are being punched in the genitals by a cactus.

I shaved my junk on Wednesday and then hooked up with a chick on Friday. I totally cactus punched her.

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