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a kind of new rapper who has some pretty dope songs but she seems kind of wack as a person. she kind of like nicki minaj but younger and with no butt injections. and maybe a better rapper, i don't know, i heard a rumor that her stripper friend can rap better than her.
bitch:did you hear cardi b's new song?
someone else:yeah, its pretty awesome, i guess...shes okay
bitch:OMG WTF NO SHES AMAZING KYS
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when a bunch of dumbass adults who call themselves 'administrators' throw roughly three thousand horny and emotional teenagers ranging from 14 to 18 into a jail cell and assume that they'll somehow learn something.
high school sucks, man...i hear more about drugs and people losing their virginity than i hear about anything that will remotely help me in the future...
God's dildo spelled backwards. A clever way to be evil and sexual but sound like a dummy to an adult...
"Aw odlidsdog!! I bombed that test."
Vape hogger. One of those bithcy people who won't let you hit their juul/vape pen because they don't like germs or getting sick. Typically white girls who only vape to look cool but don't know what the hell they're doing.
Girl one: hey, can i hit ur juul?
Girl two: ewwww no!! I don't wanna get sick!!
Girl one: ugh, what a vogger.
Girl three (doesn't vape): you're vaping and the one thing you're afraid of is getting sick? what a dumbass.
1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.
or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.
skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes
holy shit. only people who went to madison will understand how much of a possessed, wrinkled, purple-haired trader joe's bag she is. with nails that look my dog's paws and kneecaps so bulging and jiggly that are probably filled with water, she will hit your desk with a yardstick and prowl around the room with her seizure-inducing old lady dresses and blouses. whenever she walks into the room and screeches "HELLOOOOO,LADIES AND GENTELMEN!" i get ptsd.
god help mjhs.
cheyrl nicoski haunts my dreams well after i left junior high.
possibly the most frustrating political side that will ever exist. there seems to be a non-stop lecture about sexuality, rights people already have, global warming, and other shit that most people wish everyone would just stop bitching about it already and let everyone live their life.
i used to like liberals, then twitter came along.
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