Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.

"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"

Dookersmith

When you mold feces into a weapon and put it in the oven so it can harden. This gives you the supreme title of the "Dookersmith"

"Steady men, we dont have time to bring our own weapons, so we'll turn into dookersmiths for today"