jimi hendrix

Jesus Christ in mortal form with a guitar.

Jesus + Guitar = Jimi Hendrix

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beer

Just like pizza is the true sacred, forbidden food of the god's(not ambrosia), beer is the real drink of the god's(not nectar as it's popularly described).

Without question, the greates invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

-Dave Barry

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pizza

The TRUE sacred, legendary, and forbidden food of the god's. It was first brought to us by the italian's.

Fuck ambrosia, Pizza is the real food of the god's.

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