carpet gypsy

an undercover lesbian. one that portrays to be a lesbian in order to score men. could also be a real lesbian but has moments where men seem more appealing (usually high/drunk).

damnnnn, look at that girl score all those chicks. such a carpet gypsy.

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whatever sucks your straw

synonymous with "whatever floats your boat" and the new and absolutely phenomenal "whatever lifts your luggage".

well, i don't particularly care for butt humping my pets... but whatever sucks your straw, pete.

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butt stamp

when one stands up from a seat and a large, sweaty imprint of their butt remains.

joe stood up to get off the bus and didn't realize he left a butt stamp on the seat. all the other passengers refused to sit there and eyed joe as he exited the bus.