Blow Out

Accidentally talking about cocaine. Could also be when you get your hair done. But this definitely this has nothing to do with blowjobs.

I sometimes will go out by the el tracks and blow out with dudes.

Weedslurs

Weedslurs are when you’re a bit tipsy from alcohol already and then you smoke some weed and it puts you over the edge and you start to slur your speech. No one really knows if it’s the booze or the weed talking. It’s a mystery.

I can’t get into the club anymore that bowl gave me the weedslurs. I’m just going to stay back and hang with the demon.

Club Cough

Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.

I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.

Weedpits

Ok so weedpits is when you smoke some weed, more like a lot of weed, for at least 47 hours and then you don’t shower at all. It smells like hay.

Does anyone have any old spice? I have the weedpits.

Decked Down

Verb: to be pounded, preferably on a yacht. Maybe you know him, maybe you don’t. Originated from the Latin: Dick Don’t forget plan B is $50.

Night gals. Let me know if you want to get brunch in the mo. About to go get decked down.