urbandaid

A contraction of "urban" and "bandaid".

1) The shortsighted fix or cheap update of an urban icon to make it appear in better condition than it really is.

1) The city council decided on the urbandaid of a new coat of paint on the dilapidated park restrooms, rather than fix the broken plumbing and leaky roofs.

standemonium

Adj: the state of sheer abject indifference in a large non-seated crowd

1. He could smell the standemonium as soon as he stepped into the Town Meeting Hall Pre-Meeting Mixer
2. This gathering will require at least a small amount of standemonium in order to keep our audience awake
3. William could not understand the sweeping standemonium in announcing 17 new flavors of the same operating system at Yawnfest3000