almoist

1) a contraction of "almost" and "moist"

2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either

1.a) "The carrot cake was a tad almoist, but still tasty"

1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"

2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"

standemonium

Adj: the state of sheer abject indifference in a large non-seated crowd

1. He could smell the standemonium as soon as he stepped into the Town Meeting Hall Pre-Meeting Mixer
2. This gathering will require at least a small amount of standemonium in order to keep our audience awake
3. William could not understand the sweeping standemonium in announcing 17 new flavors of the same operating system at Yawnfest3000