the bird

Not just an ordinary damn bird, but a bird in a god damn human form with a giant ass beak that can peck the living hell out of eyes, and also can fly like usual.
He will also yell at people right up their ears defining that "they are a bird," scream, and THEN peck their eyes out.
Equivalent to another person, who is equivalent to another person also.

Person 1: "Oh shit it's the bird!"
the bird: "I'm a bird- (insert internal screaming)"
Person 1: "Oh shit no-"
Person 2: "No! How dare you- oh shit!"
the bird: "I'm a bird-"

*dies*

occurs when your heartbeat instantly shoots straight to the roof the moment you stand in front of people, generally ten to probably a thousand people watching you.

Person 1 stands in front of an audience
Audience: "You okay?"
Person 1: *dies*

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