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This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.
Are you still dating Mark?
No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.
A polite business way to say "fuck you".
Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.
Store Clerk: Great for you.
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Hoss'em is used in place of the word awesome. It is for when something really is not awesome, but you want the listener to think you are saying awesome.
Girl 1: How do you like my new vintage Members Jacket?
Girl 2: Hoss'em!
If a person who is usually mean the entire month, suddenly is nice for a few days and then goes back to being mean- they may have Reverse PMS.
Danny: "I was walking down the street and Brenda actually spoke and said hello to me. It sort of freaked me out."
John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."
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When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)
Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
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A man who is a step lower on the social rung than a plain ol' average motherfucker.
Brian thought the was a bad mother fucker...but he's worse than he thinks...he's a step-mother fucker.
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Name for a person who is not quite a relative- but is living with your relative. For example, when sombody's daughter is living with your son- she is your shack-in-law.
I do not like my shack-in-law, and think my son can do better than that.
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