fret lube

Fret lube is using the oil from your forehead or nose to lube up the buttons on a guitar hero/rock band guitar for faster playing.

Rock Band Player 1: Damn, I can't hit that green/red to blue/orange transition.
Rock Band Player 2: Dude, use some fret lube on that shit and shred it up!

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vindows

how Indians pronounce Microsoft(tm) Windows

damn Vindows Wista SP1 sack riders

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profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.

That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne

taco

short for Toyota Tacoma

That TRD Taco is badass!

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tonzi

A boring person to hang out with. A Not so good-looking person but be careful he might be your kryptonite. It has the word TON in it , thus becoming your kryptonzinyte

careful bishes you might have been tonzified before you knew it.

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wegas

how Indians pronounce 'Vegas'

We are Wiva Las Wegas... were going to book tickets today!

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roachy roach

another affectionate nickname for a roach

dude 1: wanna fish tonight?
dude 2: can't. no shrubbery
dude 1: well, i've got a couple roachy roaches we can smoke if you want

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