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A teenage boy who skates. Their favorite shoes to wear are white vans and their shoe size is usually larger than size 10. They end up buying multiple pairs of shoes because their shoes reek and they never take good care of them, but they take excellent care of their skateboard.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that skater boy in our class?
Person 2: Yeah, he has a beautiful skateboard but I want to buy him some shoes because his are disgusting.
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Itâs like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. Itâs usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and itâs more popular with teenagers.
Person 1: I canât believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: Thatâs what facemats are for, better than doormats.
Itâs like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. Itâs usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and itâs more popular with teenagers.
Person 1: I canât believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: Thatâs what facemats are for, better than doormats.
A beautiful girl, has a great smile, and a sense of humor. Getting to know her during her teenage years is the best, sheâll always find a way to control you. Sheâll tease you to get what she wants. Youâll be so down bad that youâd lick her feet clean. You can ask her out to try and be with a literal goddess but chances are sheâll just trample you in front of her friends.
Person 1: Did you hear how he fell for Elvina?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him worshipping her feet.
Person 1: Didnât expect much different from him.
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When you let people (usually guys) trample you and use you as a human doormat.
Person 1: Dude, I canât believe that you became his tramplemat.
Person 2: Donât worry, he doesnât weigh too much.
Teenagers (usually skater boys), that put bananas and chocolate syrup on/in their shoes and usually crush it with their socks. The end result is called a banana split.
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy in our class that had to eat a banana split?
Person 2: No? Were the shoes clean?
Person 1: No, it was a skater boy, his white vans were far from clean.
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