barrister

A pretentious-sounding, but meaningless word that illiterate ijits, who want you to think they are from some African nation, impress themselves by claiming that's what they are.

The word barrister becomes meaningless when used by people writing emails from email domains from anywhere except Nigeria, but claiming to be from Nigeria.

This Nigeria Scam came today:

BARR. E. NWACHUKWU,
MIRRIOR JUSTICE CHAMBERS & ASSOCIATES
NO5 OLD OJO ROAD, AMUWO ODOFIN
LAGOS-NIGERIA.

Dear Sir,
I am Barrister . Emmanuel Nwachukwu, a solicitor at law. One of my clienta
National of your country, who has lived in my country for many years, and
who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client , Mr Lewis Peter who dead
with his family of three .

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Google bowling

An SEO spammer's black hat attempt to undermine a competing web site's search engine page rank. The term derives from the name of the most commonly used search engine and the idea that bowling a split leaves a huge gap between the pins, through which the next bowled ball could easily pass without upsetting any pins, suggesting that one has found a huge gap in Google's defenses.

The currently most poopular Google bowling technique is to SEO spam links to the competing web site so that Google will penalize it.

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California Aquesuct

The artery through which southern California suct northern California dry.

When California empties the California Aquesuct for maintenance, people wade in and catch fish by hand. Now the fish are dead in both ends of the state.

Chippie the disoriented sea lion swam up the California Aquesuct almost to Los Banos.

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wounds

1. n. The likely consequences of being attacked or having an accident.

2. v. The act of wounding someone.

I always have wounds because he always wounds me.

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Synergy

A Progressive Rock band, originally from the mid-70s; contributed to the development of the New Age and Techno genres.

I love Legacy by Synergy. It's on the Electronic Realizations For Rock Orchestra album.

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prequel

In literature and entertainment, a sequel in which the events depicted or described take place before the introductory story. This practice originated with George Lucas, who started producing the Star Wars series with the fourth episode in the mid-1970s.

The Phantom Menace is a prequel to the original Star Wars movies.

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Immortal Soul

The ultimate denial of the consequence of sin.

Ye shall not surely die. For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods...

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