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baby talk

1. The cutesy gibberish uttered by:

a. Babies.

b. Adults talking to babies and pet animals.

2. The genesis of ebonics.

Some peeps' verbal skills are retarded because their families only talk baby talk to them. They never hear a complete sentence until they enter preschool.

Who knows what baby talk does to the minds of dumb animals?

by Downstrike May 23, 2005


novel

1. n. A book containing an original and entertaining, (hopefully), story. Novels are frequently published first in hard cover, and later in paperback form if they become popular.

2. adj. Describing something new and different from what was available or seen before.

1. My favorite genre of novel is Science Fiction.

2. This novel is quite novel.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004


sandbox

A probationary period for web sites that begins after they are first spidered by search engines. The best-known sandbox is Google's.

Other industries are also beginning to describe probationary periods as sandboxes too.

Your site ranks well in MSN already, but Google put you in the sandbox. Be sure to play nice.

by Downstrike September 11, 2006


moral values

n. One's personal definition of and resolve to practice the proper behavior to exhibit, both in public and private. This may be determined by one's religion, philosophy, carnal desires, or lack thereof.

Propaganda is usually an attempt to to spread one's moral values to others.

Censorship is usually an attempt to impose one's moral values upon propaganda.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004


clickity claque

An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.

From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack.

Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.

by Downstrike October 06, 2005


sexual preference

One's preference for a particular type of sexual partner, regardless whether that preference is rigidly or casually held, and regardless how morally repugnant others may find that preference.

heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pedosexual are all sexual preferences. Pedosexual propaganda uses pedophile as a euphemism in place of pedosexual to make it seem like it isn't all that bad.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004


PayOhHell

1. An epidemic infection of spyware and adware, frequently euphemized as AOL.

2. A heavy financial burden.

My sister went back to PayOhHell because she got scared by all the viruses that installed with SBC Yahoo's software.

by Downstrike October 04, 2004