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intaxication

euphoria at receiving a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

one of the winners in the Washington Post's Style Invitational - words altered by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supplying a new definition

by dp916 March 17, 2004

50πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


anticipointment

a gut wrenching emotion felt deep in the belly of a person unrealistically looking forward to an upcoming event immediately after the reality of extreme disapointment has replaced the anticipated happiness

Heather felt nothing but anticipointment after she was told that "her" scholarship was awarded to some nerd who never takes his nose out a text book.

by dp916 February 15, 2004

55πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


merkel

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

by dp916 January 13, 2004

31πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž


appointment television

the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time

opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on

People who schedule their lives around tv practice appointment television.

by dp916 May 10, 2004

26πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


drill down

Term used by a worthless network news barbie or cable news bunny to describe a story's seriousness and imply the amount of resources the network will apply to its journalistic investigation.

The term is frequently used to imply that the "reporter" will get to the bottom of the story and then back to the viewers in order to feed their news rage.

studio news barbie:

"Great report Gina (news bunny on location)!"

We'll drill down into that story you're covering about Mr. and Mrs. Elephant's new baby and get back to you. Thanks.

by dp916 November 22, 2010

66πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


dopeer effect

the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

one of the winners in the Washington Post's Style Invitational - words altered by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supplying a new definition

by dp916 March 17, 2004

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dr.Drew

co-host of LoveLine

highly trained and well educated physician who has the ability to get to the root of a problem quickly and offer a step by step approach to it which could usually resolve or relieve its causes.

Dr. Drew is not afraid to take on. talk about and laugh at serious problems. He and Adam Corolla are a good team.

by dp916 April 2, 2004

30πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž