Catch of the Day

When having sex with a girl you use your hands to fishhook her vagina and mouse to lift her up like a fish. Your buddy then pops out of the closet and takes a photo of your "catch of the day"

Tom: What did you guys do last night?
Tim: I gave this chick the catch of the day
Dave: Yeah and I took the photo! She was at least 120 lbs!

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Atomic Smash

The act of wrapping your legs around the top of a bathroom stall and taking a shit. When the shit falls out of your ass and into the toilet it makes an "Atomic Smash"

I'd hate to be the janitor cause I just did an atomic smash in there.

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