QOTSA

see: Queens of the Stone Age

QOTSA are heavy

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torquemada

Thomas de Torquemada

The Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish
Inquisition. Famous for his
tormenting and torturing of
imprisoned Heretics.

see also: torqumada

The Unicorn and Virgin, were dancing in the glade, When from the ground beneath their feet, rose Torquemada's shade

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torqumada

Thomas de Torquemada

The Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish
Inquisition. Famous for his
tormenting and torturing of
imprisoned Heretics.

see also: torquemada

The Unicorn and Virgin, were dancing in the glade, When from the ground beneath their feet, rose Torquemada's shade

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Dr. Evil

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!

From the moment I heard Frau
Said I had a clone
I knew that I'd be safe
Cuz I'd never be alone
An evil dr. shoudnt speak alot about his feelings
My hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing

I'd hope Scott
Would look up to me,
Run the business of the family
Had an evil empire,
Just like his dear old dad
Give him my love and the things he never had

Scott would think
I was a good guy
returned the love I have
make me wanna cry
Be evil, but had my feelings too
Changed my life with Oprah and Mya Angelou
But Scott rejected me
C'est la vie
life is cruel,treat you unfairly
Even so, a God there must be
Mini Me, you complete me.

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dr evil

An insane Scientist, Control-freak,
Beaurocrat, Engineer or Civil
Servant.

A scarey, Sinister and usually evil
Person, hell-bent upon Destruction
and Chaos.Often has utterly wicked
plans for World domination and/or
Conquest.

A harmless Iconclast or one who
disrespects Sacred Cows and
Institutions.

A Godless heathen or blaspheming
Heretic masquerading as a religious,
pious and devout Believer in
orthodox Neo-Judaic Christianity.

A person who likes pussycats or
feline creatures.

Any vegetarian Teetotaling Treehugger.

He is such a Dr Evil, but he means well.

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DrEvil

See: Dr Evil

Note the whitespace seperating the words

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Gnu

A brilliant Scholar, Writer or Student.One who dedicates themselves to the Written-Word, Verse, Prose, Poetry or Bard-like endeavours.
A person who likes using Keyboards
especially for Engineering or other
rustic or lewd pursuits.

His eclectic dancing reminded me of a Gnu in an Ivory Tower. He is such a clever Gnu.

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