NGOA

(n) New Goddamned Obscure Acronym

"Like, we're just all supposed to know this shit every time some 12-year-old someplace invents a NGOA?"

eye carumba

The gritty stuff you rub out of your eyes when you wake up.

"All that eye carumba when you woke up this morning? Must've been the Sandman, I guess."

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ditzkrieg

An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same

She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.

molassacre

(n) A devastating, usually fatal, flood of molasses. Metaphorically, a sudden overwhelming inundation of some unlikely substance.

"Hardly a soul is still alive, who remembers the Boston Molassacre of January 1919."

"As the alien's mysterious ray swept over the inert row of McDonald's ice cream machines, they all suddenly erupted into action, releasing several years' worth of pent-up unproduced softserve, burying the staff and unfortunate customers in a molassacre of sweet freezing goo."