gash

nautical:
A woman onboard a vessel may be referred to as a gash, which is vulgar only if said on dry land.

Me and my gash were out on the boat having a nice boat ride.

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shit hook

a buddy of mine in High School referred to idiots as 'shithooks'

That mf'er is a real shithook

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