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This is when you are in a hurry at any store, and an old person is in line in front of you in line is moving super slow.
Ofter times they insist on using coupons, and paying with a checkbook.
I was in a total age rage, when the old lady insisted on buying one banana with a coupon, and paying with her checkbook.
When you pee on the bottom of a toilet to chip away, stuck turds
I walked into the bathroom after my coworker, and I had to do turdchippin
These are the veins that bulge up on a penis when it is hard.
The porn stars cock worms were the largest I have ever seen!
When you take a snap shot of a turd on your iphone, then you air drop it to random people in a crowd.
I was on a plane and I was air droppin' turds!