pervatory

The place most males get stuck as they try to transition from puberty to adulthood. Males stuck in pervatory find words like "package" or "jugs" in innocent conversation to be funny.

Step out of pervatory jackass, it's really a box full of sausage.

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moustache napkins

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

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