Stephenie Meyer

A devil sent from hell to reek hell's demons toward all.

If you encounter a Stephenie Meyer you should slowly move toward the sun (due to the fact that "stephs" believe in vampires and other dark creatures they have become isolated and do not have any friends and it will think its skin is shining and try to run away) you should then proceed to pick up and throw an item (the heavier the better) and aim for the skull (due to the fact it has no brain it should return to hell) so you can go on with your life.

John: "ohh wow its a Stephenie Meyer!"
Jim: "move toward the sun!"

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