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When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass
âHoly shit, chick with a fatty behind us.â
âYea Im Rosa Parking this bihâ
National hangout with your special someone day
Guy- wyd on June 9
Girl- nothing why
Guy- itâs the day when we hanging since it will be national hangout with your special someone day
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National go for it. Do what you are yearning to do if itâs asking a girl out or just coming out to someone
Guy- hey itâs May 27 and I just wanted to say I like you and we should start talking
Girl- omg sure
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National gopher revolution day
Newscaster- omg the gophers are riding up. May 30 shall be known as national gopher revolution
Jayson tuttle- told ya so
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Girl- it's may 11!! Time to end my ex's whole fucking career
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National appreciate your girlfriend/ boyfriend day
Girl- Heyy, I appreciate you
GUY- Let me guess it's May 22
Girl- yas
GUY- in that case, then I appreciate you
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National gender swap day, acts like the opposite gender for the day
Guy- hey bitch how you doin babe
Guy2- why the fuck Are you talking like that
Guy- cause it's fucking June 5.
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