Rat noi

How country folk, specifically Texans, say “right now”.

Get over here rat noi.

If you don’t choose where we eat rat noi, I’ll pick for you.

Brahssiere

When your bro has such big moobs he needs a little support from a bra.

Bro, go put on a brahssiere.

Glooty

A combination of the word glutes and booty. Used to describe a thicc girl who works for her assets.

That glooty is FINE.

Dude, do you see that glooty over there. I mean, DAMN.

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Whoribble

A combination of the words whore and horrible. Used for a girl is the most horrible whore you have ever met.

Dude, did you see Tracy? She is whoribble!

Brown balls

When you go so deep in her ass even your balls have shit on them.

We were fucking so hard I got brown balls last night.

Peen screen

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

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Dick’s

A store that has balls.

Bro, let’s go to dick’s.

Dick’s is the best.

I love Dick’s.

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