Government

1)The only people who get away with stealing your money and extreme stupidity, just to say not very many things. This is mostly because they're constantly all like "Yeah, but we're more important than the rest of the world combined. So fuck you."

2) World runner-ups in the bullshit game.

However, as good as the government is at the bullshit game, religion always wins the game because the damn person who they bribed- oh? What's that? I'm now going to hell for saying 'damn'? Well fuck you too! WHAT? There's a new law that prohibits me from saying "fuck" or "shit" on the internet? How about dick? Am I allowed to call you guys dicks?
Government. With a guest apearence from religion.

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Vegetarian

A person whose diet consists mostly of vegetation. They do not eat meat because they believe killing animals for meat is immoral/mean/etc.

Not to hate, but let's just face it: In the end, vegetarians are just stupid people who fail to realize that plants are just as much alive as animals. (Including insects and humans) So, the thing is, no matter what, every animal (including humans) ALWAYS HAS TO kill SOMETHING to get food, unless their diet consists of nothing but dairy and stuff.

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