TIFWII

TIFWII: Take it for what it is. See things, such as a relationship, for what it really is, instead of seeing it the way you want it to be.

After a 3 year long affair and you ask your lover, "Do you love me?" And he responds, "Are you going to leave your husband?" "No." "Well then, TIFWII."

Drunk Email

Drunk emailing (drailing): while completely inebriated you foolishly believe 1) You're a prolific writer. 2) You're Poetic. 3) You're a comedian. 4) Not saving your sent messages will save you from complete and total embarassment - this only leads you to wonder what the heck you actually did say after typing for two hours. 5) Spell check hides your obvious drunkenness.

Sending a drunk email at 2am after drinking a 40 ouncer of vodka and hoping to endear yourself to your new man (or woman) by revealing past sexual exploits, and foolishing thinking he/she would be turned on after reading how you 'made it' with the entire band.

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