Drunk Email

Drunk emailing (drailing): while completely inebriated you foolishly believe 1) You're a prolific writer. 2) You're Poetic. 3) You're a comedian. 4) Not saving your sent messages will save you from complete and total embarassment - this only leads you to wonder what the heck you actually did say after typing for two hours. 5) Spell check hides your obvious drunkenness.

Sending a drunk email at 2am after drinking a 40 ouncer of vodka and hoping to endear yourself to your new man (or woman) by revealing past sexual exploits, and foolishing thinking he/she would be turned on after reading how you 'made it' with the entire band.

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TIFWII

TIFWII: Take it for what it is. See things, such as a relationship, for what it really is, instead of seeing it the way you want it to be.

After a 3 year long affair and you ask your lover, "Do you love me?" And he responds, "Are you going to leave your husband?" "No." "Well then, TIFWII."