In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5â1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5â1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!
Person 1: It October! You know what that means!â
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5â1
Person 1: none shall live
Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!