chape

An ammount of marijuana thats less than you paid for.

"that shits fucking chape!"

6👍 18👎

311

Back in 1996, someone started a rumor about how 311 is kkk. Thats bullshit, 311 is the most anti-racist band out there. Listen to the song unity by them , its about everyone being unified! 311 is amazing!

"311 is racist man!"

" fuck you dude, 311 isn't racist!

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311

The Best Fucking band in the universe!

Person #1: You going to bring some bud to the 311 show?

Person #2: hell yea bro!

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fingered

Someone inserting a finger or fingers into your anus

Suck my cock while you finger my arse

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one-eyed god

metaphorical reference to the phallus where the urethral opening appears as if it is an eye of a serpent.

she kneeled before the one-eyed god

he left the priesthood because all he could do was worship the one-eyed god

10👍 4👎

Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

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beergee

Term of endearment for a co-worker or friend.

Usage:

"Hey, Chipotle beergee!

"Could I have a fever check, beergee?"

"Are you feeling okay, allergy beergee?"

"I'm here to pick up an order for Mr. Beergee."

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