D in P

Means Dick in Pussy. Can be expressed as a percentage or ratio.

J. Holmes (cumshot legend) D in P = 100%.
Marriott D in P = 0%.

Hey Marriott. How's it feel to have a dick inside a pussy? Oh you've never had that! Holy shit! Holy Fuck Marriott - you've never had your dick inside a pussy. Well fuck you ya dumb cunt. Go work for your fucking low tier company.

35👍 29👎

pelch

Sweat, or sweat marks visible on clothing.

I can't believe the humidity! I've got arse pelch up the ying-yang

11👍 800👎

dog roza

A policeman or woman who controls the Police canine

Hide the stash, here come the dog Rozas!

4👍 1👎

crumb

One of the worst things you can call someone. One step above a moth.

That bouncer at Chalk is the biggest crumb.

85👍 60👎

neck up

The act of forcing ones premature departure from a non relevant discussion, whilst holding your thumb perpendicular to your neck and index finger directly toward the sky.

In the words of Chopper "Neck up, parrot"

31👍 30👎

porch plantation

A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.

Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"

15👍 10👎

safima

An acronym for "stick a finger in my ass". The shortened and more subtle version of the Finch mating-call

You're so fit, SAFIMA!!!!!!

3👍 2👎