Bavarian ring sting

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon

I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

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skin chimney

Another word for vagina.
See also cunt, gash, axe wound, flange

I want to stick my mongrel deep up her skin chimney

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dank

An expression about the appearance or behaviour of someone

That looks reallllllll dank.

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maf

Acronym for Mark Anthony Foy, Australia's favourite sexual predator/paedophile.

"Better watch the kids, MAF might be around." or..

"She might only be 12 but i'd MAF her"

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Crazy Eights

When a chick lies on a bed spread-eagled and runs her finger in a figure-eight motion around and between her cunt and arse holes.

"She's doing the crazy-8's, looks like someone's getting lucky"

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Pearl

Possibly the greatest vibrator ever made. Has a clear plastic section with real perals inside that oscilate to intensify the stimulation.
Similar to the famous RABBITT 2000

"My boyfriend's gone on tour, so i've had to pull out the Pearl and pleasure myself"

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wrangler

Another word for G-string.
Rhyming slang: "G-banger" = "Jeep Wrangler"

"Check out that slut, black Wrangler under a white skirt. Tasty!"

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