The toughest, most stealth lifeform in the world.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.
Nuffbag: Did you see that?
Debit: No.
Nuffbag and Debit: Urban Taipan!
Another word for G-string.
Rhyming slang: "G-banger" = "Jeep Wrangler"
"Check out that slut, black Wrangler under a white skirt. Tasty!"
The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon
I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang
An acronym for "stick a finger in my ass". The shortened and more subtle version of the Finch mating-call
Slang for breasts.
See also Hooters, Dirty Pillows, Milk Makers, Cushions, Cans, Tits, Norks, White Pointers, Jugs
"Let's lube up those fun tins and get my member between them"
An acronym for "You'se Cunts are Choice Cunts". Used in a lower socio-economic environment as either a compliment or an insult depending on the number of chromosomes of the recipient.
When you see a VB Commodore dropped on its nuts doing a burn-out in front of the Police station at Inalla you'd yell out "YCCC!"