urban taipan

The toughest, most stealth lifeform in the world.
Any cool prank you've ever seen was inspired by urban taipan.

Nuffbag: Did you see that?
Debit: No.
Nuffbag and Debit: Urban Taipan!

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moth

A put-down about the appearance of a person

"You look like an absolute moth"

"Take off that shitty trucker cap, you look like a moth"

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smouch

A generalised term for a sloppy vagina

You could fit a dozen cocks in that pirate whore's smouch

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Fun tins

Slang for breasts.
See also Hooters, Dirty Pillows, Milk Makers, Cushions, Cans, Tits, Norks, White Pointers, Jugs

"Let's lube up those fun tins and get my member between them"

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Rat

The name for the penis

"Smoke my rat bitch"
"You're a rat-smoking homo"

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double penetration

When a female has two cocks in the same whole. As apposed to a 'two-up' where it's one cock in the twat and one up the poo-chute, double penetration is the friendliest form of a threesome.

If i can fit my fist in her clam, then she'll be up for a bit of double penetration

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YCCC

An acronym for "You'se Cunts are Choice Cunts". Used in a lower socio-economic environment as either a compliment or an insult depending on the number of chromosomes of the recipient.

When you see a VB Commodore dropped on its nuts doing a burn-out in front of the Police station at Inalla you'd yell out "YCCC!"

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