I wish the retards who posted the 500 different 'District of Columbias' would be dc's.
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When you put your cock into the wire basket from the top of a champagne bottle and run around. It looks like a muzzled greyhound.
Alright guys, whip out the champers, it's time to go greyhound racing
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A condom. See the mis-spelled franger
She wasn't on the pill so i had to tarp the load with a phranger