skfth

When hunting for dimming the skfth is the lit end of a flare that’s used to ignite the percussives. Without the skfth the percussives won’t fire and the dimming slips back into its original dimensions.

Hand me skfth kid and we got dimming. I’m the fastest cycle frequency on this side of the electrophoresis wall. You ride with me, and we got dimming while you were sleeping.

fez depparl

Used apparel that’s been augmented in a way that is meant to appear fake or comically futuristic, or the act of getting dressed up in such apparel.

Dig the fez depparl honey; that glow in the dark liquid you piped through the inseam is especially sweet.

I’m not really into fez depparl, all that vintage star trek shit is lost on me.

Hey do you guys want to get fez depparl and go to that nightclub? I heard DrFrootLoopz is releasing a new 120 minute track of nothing but noises your brother makes while watching Star Wars.

zef leppard

The highest quality fake available. Infers higher quality than the original.

Those zebra skin pants are totally zef leppard; where’d you get them?

Dude, this nightscope costs about $20 less than the original, but it’s totally zef leppard. It has thermal imaging and a 10x zoom compared to the brand name version which only has 2x zoom and no thermal.

This mollie is zef leppard, can’t believe what difference CH2 makes- way more intense than black betties for sure.

the dimming

Multidimensional entities that elute a neurotoxin popular among semi-intelligent single dimensional mammals (‘cookies’ in the vernacular). Dimming are temporarily captured by ignited percussives and cookies are collected via nets (dream catchers) positioned at portals to/from various dimensional channels that the dimming originated from (‘io holes’). It’s not known if the dimming have a 3 dimensional form, but hunters generally develop ‘the ear’ which allows them to hear the voices of the dimming that make it possible to locate and trap them, aside from these generally inaudible vibrations and the cookies they elute, no trace of the dimming exists in any of the 3 dimensional dimensions. It’s been theorized that the dimming are infinitely dimensional.

No one knows who the first hunters were, it’s prophesied that the last hunter will fail to pass the art of skfth hunting onto his neighbors child and that will be the end of cookies on Earth 9. Because of this, a great race to capture the dimming was started in 5069 during the 75th annual cultural revolution of the Global National Technocrats. as of 6069, no one has successfully captured the dimming and it’s generally accepted that they cannot be captured.

We have to get to the oyster dome before midnight or forget about the dimming.

“is it true that you can hear the Dimming?” She asked “No” I said. “Not yet. My neighbor’s only taken me on two hunts.”

“I need dream catchers starting right here at my gps and spiraling upwards at r = .2 m and standard alpha theta beta terms. If we got dimming those cookies will rain in right here. copy?”

DrFrootLoopz

The most ridiculous way to solve an issue. Typically something that sounds like it’s rooted science but so terribly illogical only an individual with a complete lack of understanding of science would think it’s appropriate.

“I can’t decide what kind of music I want to make.”
“Well, why don’t you just make all the music statistically possible using machine learning algorithms then decide which songs you made that you enjoy listening to?”
“oh you’ve gone quite bonkers haven’t you? that’s totally DrFrootLoopz, only a fool would think it’s feasible.”